Poison Ivan writes, "For a several years, I've been collecting synonyms for the part of a woman's anatomy that I find especially endearing. There are several hundred of them here, and I can't say that I really understand some of them, but I've been told they are real. A few of these synonyms aren't very flattering, but most of them aren't that bad, and some of them are very nice indeed."
If you have any suggestions of your own to add to this list, I'd love to hear them. E-mail me at poisoniv1@hotmail.com and I'd be happy to add your contribution to the list.
Without further ado, _The Pussy List_:
1. A belly dingle 2. A gusher 3. A jewel 4. A sport 5. A universe 6. ABC 7. Ace 8. Ace at spades 9. Adam's own 10. Affair 11. Alcove 12. Almanach 13. Altar of hymen 14. An ornament 15. Anemone of love 16. Aphrodisical tennis court 17. Apricot split 18. Ass 19. Ax wound 20. Baby basket 21. Baby carriage 22. Baby hole 23. Baby maker 24. Bag 25. Barge 26. Bawdy monosyllable 27. Bazoo 28. Bearded clam 29. Bearded lady 30. Beauty spot 31. Beaver 32. Bee hive 33. Bell 34. Belle chose 35. Belly entrance 36. Belly-dale 37. Berkshire hunt 38. Bile 39. Bimbo 40. Bird 41. Bit of jam 42. Bit on a fork 43. Biter 44. Black Bess 45. Black hole 46. Black Jack 47. Black joke 48. Black velvet 49. Bluebeard's closet 50. Bob and hit 51. Bog 52. Bombo 53. Boody 54. Booty 55. Bore 56. Botany Bay 57. Bottom 58. Bottomless pit 59. Bower of bliss 60. Box 61. Box unseen 62. Boy in the boat 63. Brat-getting 64. Bread 65. Bread winner 66. Broom 67. Brown Miss 68. Brush 69. Buckfinger's boot 70. Buckinger's boot 71. Budget 72. Bull's eye 73. Bum fiddle 74. Bum shop 75. Bun 76. Bungalow 77. Bunny 78. Burial ground 79. Bush 80. Bushy park 81. Butcher shop 82. Butter boat 83. Button 84. Button factory 85. Buttonhole worker 86. C. 87. Cabbage 88. Cabbage patch 89. Cake 90. Canasta 91. Candlestick 92. Cape Horn 93. Cape of Good Hope 94. Carnal trap 95. Carvel's ring 96. Catch-'em-alive-o 97. Cat's meat 98. Cat's meow 99. Cat's-head-cut-open 100. Cave of Harmony 101. Cavern 102. Cellar 103. Cellar door 104. Center of attraction 105. Center of bliss 106. Central furrow 107. Certificate of birth 108. Charley 109. Charley Hunt 110. Chat 111. Chicken's tongue 112. Chimney 113. China 114. Chink 115. Chocha 116. Chuff box 117. Chum 118. Churn 119. Circle 120. Civet 121. Claff 122. Clam 123. Claustrom virginals 124. Cleft of flesh 125. Clit 126. Clitoris 127. Clitty 128. Clock 129. Cloven tuft 130. Cock 131. Cock Alley 132. Cock Hall 133. Cock holder 134. Cock Inn 135. Cock Lane 136. Cock loft 137. Cockpit 138. Cockshire 139. Cockshy 140. Coffee grinder 141. Coffee house 142. Coffeeshop 143. Cogie 144. Commodity 145. Concern 146. Conch shell 147. Contrapunctum 148. Conundrum 149. Cony 150. Cooch 151. Cookie 152. Cookies 153. Coolie-do 154. Coosie 155. Coot 156. Cootch 157. Cooter 158. Cooze 159. Coozey 160. Coozie 161. Corner 162. Corner cupboard 163. Cornucopia 164. Covered way 165. Cow-cunted 166. Crack 167. Crack of heaven 168. Crawl space 169. Cream jug 170. Creased 171. Crevice 172. Crinkum-crankum 173. Crotch 174. Crown and feathers 175. Crucible 176. Crumpet 177. Cuckoo's nest 178. Cunnicle 179. Cunniken 180. Cunnikin 181. Cunny 182. Cunt 183. Cuntkin 184. Cuntlet 185. Cup 186. Cupid's Alley 187. Daisy 188. Dead end street 189. Dicky-Dido 190. Diddle 191. Diddle case 192. Dilbery bush 193. Dimples 194. Dirty barrel 195. Divine monosyllable 196. Divine scar 197. Dog's mouth 198. Donut 199. Doodle-sack 200. Door of life 201. Dot 202. Doughnut 203. Down the hatch 204. Downstairs 205. Downtown 206. Drain 207. Dripping delta 208. Dumb glutton 209. Dumb squint 210. Eel skin 211. Eve's custom house 212. Eye that weeps 213. Eye that weeps most when best pleased 214. Factotum 215. Fan 216. Fanny 217. Fanny Artful 218. Fanny fair 219. Fart Daniel 220. Female 221. Female crucible 222. Fern 223. Fiddle 224. Fie-for-shame 225. Field 226. Fig 227. Finger hut 228. Firelock 229. Fireplace 230. Fish 231. Flapdoodle 232. Fleshy part 233. Flower 234. Flower heart 235. Flower of chivalry 236. Flusey 237. Fly catcher 238. Fly trap 239. Fobus 240. Fool trap 241. Football field 242. Fore court 243. Fore room 244. Forecaster 245. Forecastle 246. Forehatch 247. Forewoman 248. Fornicator's hall 249. Fort Knox 250. Fortress 251. Fountain of life 252. Fountain of love 253. Four-letter word 254. Free fishery 255. Front attic 256. Front door 257. Front garden 258. Front gut 259. Front office 260. Front parlor 261. Front piece 262. Front porch 263. Front window 264. Fruit cup 265. Fruitful vine 266. Fuck hole 267. Funniment 268. Funny bit 269. Fur 270. Fur burger 271. Fur pie 272. Furnace 273. Furrow 274. Furry hoop 275. Futy 276. Futz 277. Gallimaufrey 278. Gap 279. Gape 280. Gaper 281. Garage 282. Garden of Eden 283. Gash 284. Gasp and grunt 285. Gate of life 286. Gate of plenty 287. Gates of Heaven 288. Gateway 289. Generating place 290. Gentlemen's pleasure garden 291. Geography 292. Gib tenuck 293. Gig 294. Gigi 295. Ginch 296. Girl Street 297. Glory hole 298. Go down to the finish line 299. Gold mine 300. Golden donut 301. Golden doorway 302. Golden furrow 303. Goldfinch's nest 304. Grain-shaped cave 305. Grand Canyon 306. Grandmother's house 307. Grass 308. Gravy giver 309. Gravy maker 310. Gray jock 311. Green grocery 312. Green meadow 313. Groceries 314. Grotto 315. Grove of Eglantine 316. Growl 317. Grunion nest 318. Gulley hole 319. Gut entrance 320. Gutter 321. Gymnasium 322. Gyvel 323. Hair pie 324. Hairburger 325. Hairy oracle 326. Hairy ring 327. Hairyfordshire 328. Half Moon Bay 329. Halfpenny 330. Handle for the broom 331. Happy Valley 332. Harbor of Hope 333. Hatchway 334. Heart of the peony 335. Heavenly part 336. Hey nonny nonny and a hot cha-cha 337. Hive 338. Hog eye 339. Hogstyle of Venus 340. Hole 341. Hole of content 342. Hole of holes 343. Holy of Holies 344. Home sweet home 345. Hone 346. Honey pot 347. Hoop 348. Horse collar 349. Hot beef 350. House of security 351. Hymen 352. Hypogastric cranny 353. In a flap 354. India 355. Ineffable 356. Ingle-nook 357. Inner heart 358. Inner stream 359. Inner terrace 360. Intercrural trench 361. Irish fortune 362. Itching Jenny 363. Ivory gate 364. Jack Straw's castle 365. Jade cavern 366. Jade gate 367. Jade gateway 368. Jam pot 369. Jaws of Hell 370. Jelly 371. Jelly bag 372. Jelly box 373. Jelly roll 374. Jewel enclosure 375. Jewel of the Empire 376. Jeweled enclosure 377. Jiggumbob 378. Jock 379. Joe Hunt 380. Joy hole 381. Joy trail 382. Kaze 383. Keifer 384. Keyhole 385. Keystone of love 386. Kitchen 387. Kitty 388. Knick-knack 389. Ladder 390. Lady Berkeley 391. Lady Flower 392. Lady Jane 393. Lady Star 394. Lapland 395. Lather maker 396. Leading article 397. Leak 398. Leather 399. Limbo 400. Ling 401. Little man 402. Little man in a boat 403. Little Miss Cradle 404. Little sister 405. Lobster pot 406. Lock 407. Locker 408. Lollipop 409. Long-eye 410. Lotus 411. Lotus flower 412. Lotus of her wisdom 413. Love box 414. Love canal 415. Love chamber 416. Love grotto 417. Love jungle 418. Love Lane 419. Love muscle 420. Love's channel 421. Love's harbor 422. Love's paradise 423. Love's pavilion 424. Low country 425. Lower lips 426. Lower wig 427. Lowlands 428. Machine 429. Madge 430. Maiden gear 431. Maidenhead 432. Maid's ring 433. Main Street 434. Main vein 435. Man trap 436. Manhole 437. Mantrap 438. Marble arch 439. Mark of the beast 440. Mary Jane 441. Match 442. Mate 443. Matrix 444. Meat 445. Meat cooker 446. Meat grinder 447. Medlar 448. Melting pot 449. Membrum mulibers 450. Mickey Mouse 451. Middle eye 452. Middle gate 453. Middle Kingdom 454. Midlands 455. Milk jug 456. Milk pan 457. Milker 458. Milking pail 459. Mill 460. Milliner's shop 461. Mine of pleasure 462. Minge 463. Mink 464. Miraculous cairn 465. Miss Laycock 466. Modesty 467. Money box 468. Monosyllable 469. Mons meg 470. Mons pubis 471. Mons veneris 472. Moose 473. Mortar 474. Mossy grotte 475. Mother of all masons 476. Mother of all saints 477. Mother of all souls 478. Mound 479. Mount 480. Mouse 481. Mouse trap 482. Mouser 483. Mouth thankless 484. Mouth that can not bite 485. Muff 486. Muffin 487. Mustard pot 488. Mutton 489. Mysterious cavern 490. Mysterious valley 491. Naggie 492. Name it not 493. Nardlets 494. Nature's tufted treasure 495. Naughty 496. Needle book 497. Nether end 498. Netherlands 499. Niche 500. Nick-in-the-notch 501. Nick-nack 502. Nonesuch 503. Nook 504. Nookie 505. Notch 506. Number nip 507. O.B.H 508. Oat bin 509. Old ding 510. Old hat 511. Old thing 512. Old wife 513. Old woman 514. Orange 515. Orchard 516. Oven 517. Oyster 518. Oyster catcher 519. Pan 520. Pancake 521. Pandora's box 522. Paradise 523. Parenthesis 524. Parsley patch 525. Peculiar river 526. Pee-hole 527. Penis 528. Penis equivalent 529. Penis muliebris 530. Perfumed mouse 531. Piece 532. Pin case 533. Pink 534. Pipe 535. Pipe cleaner 536. Pipkin 537. Piss flaps 538. Pisser 539. Pit 540. Pit hole 541. Pit pitcher 542. Placket 543. Placket hole 544. Playground 545. Plaything 546. Pleasure boat 547. Pleasure center 548. Pleasure center of heaven 549. Pleasure field of heaven 550. Pleasure garden 551. Pleasure grotto 552. Pleasure house 553. Pleasure palace 554. Pocket 555. Pocket book 556. Pole hole 557. Poon 558. Poontang 559. Poor man's blessing 560. Poozle 561. Portal of Venus 562. Porthole 563. Postem gate to the Elysian 564. Pot 565. Poxbox 566. Precious crucible 567. Precious gate 568. Precious gateway 569. Precious stone 570. Pretty 571. Prick scourer 572. Prick-pocket 573. Prime cut 574. Private parts 575. Privy hole 576. Pudding 577. Puddle 578. Pudend 579. Pudenda 580. Pudenda muliebris 581. Pudendum 582. Puka 583. Puki 584. Purse 585. Puss 586. Pussy 587. Quarry 588. Queen of holes 589. Quem 590. Queynte 591. Quiff 592. Quim 593. Quimmy 594. Quin 595. Quoniam 596. Rag box 597. Rasp 598. Rat trap 599. Rattle ballocks 600. Receipt of custom 601. Receiving set 602. Red pearl 603. Regulator 604. Rest and be thankful 605. Ring 606. Ringerrangerroo 607. Road 608. Road to heaven 609. Roasting Jack 610. Rob-the-Ruffian 611. Rooster 612. Rose 613. Rough and tumble 614. Rough malkin 615. Rug 616. Sally Port 617. Salt cellar 618. Sampler 619. Scabbard 620. Scratch 621. Scut 622. Scuttle 623. Sear 624. Seat of pleasure 625. Seat of wisdom 626. Secret cavern 627. Seed-land 628. Seed-plot 629. Seminary 630. Sensitive cave 631. Sensitive cavern 632. Sex 633. Sexual cavern 634. Shady spring 635. Shaf 636. Shaft companion 637. Shake bag 638. Sharp and blunt 639. She 640. Sheath 641. Shell 642. Skin coat 643. Skin the pizzle 644. Slam 645. Slash 646. Slice of life 647. Slipper 648. Slit 649. Slot 650. Sluice 651. Smock Alley 652. Snapper 653. Snatch 654. Snatch box 655. Snatch-blatch 656. Snippet 657. Socket 658. Solution of continuity 659. South Pole 660. Spender 661. Spermsucker 662. Spew Alley 663. Spice of life 664. Spitfire 665. Split 666. Sportsman's gap 667. Sportsman's hole 668. Spot 669. Square push 670. Squint 671. Squirrel 672. Star 673. Stream Town 674. Strings of the lyre 675. Stuff 676. Suck and swallow 677. Sugar basin 678. Sugar donut 679. Supper 680. Sweet scented hole 681. Tail 682. Tail box 683. Tail end 684. Tail feathers 685. Tail gap 686. Tail gate 687. Tail hole 688. Tail trimmer 689. Target 690. Tastebud 691. Teazle 692. Temple of low men 693. Temple of Venus 694. Tench 695. Tenuc 696. That 697. Thatch 698. Thatched house 699. The Antipodes 700. The bank 701. The business 702. The case 703. The channel 704. The deer 705. The end 706. The exchequer 707. The forecastle 708. The grindstone 709. The gym 710. The hot box 711. The icing 712. The mare 713. The never out trap 714. The saddle 715. The satchel 716. The till 717. The treasury 718. The vault 719. Theca 720. Thicket 721. Thing 722. Thingamagig 723. Thingie 724. Thingumabob 725. Thingy 726. Tirly-whirly 727. Tit mouse 728. Tive 729. Toby 730. Toll box 731. Tomboy 732. Tool chest 733. Tool shed 734. Tootsie wootsie 735. Toyshop 736. Treasure house 737. Trench 738. Trim 739. Trinket 740. Tu quroque 741. Tuna 742. Tunnel 743. Twat 744. Twatchel 745. Twelge 746. Twin 747. Twitcher 748. Twittle 749. Under dimple 750. Under the hill 751. Undercut 752. Undergrowth 753. Unders 754. Undertaker 755. Upper Holloway 756. Upright grin 757. Upright wink 758. Vacuum 759. Vagina 760. Valley of Decision 761. Valve 762. Vent 763. Venus flytrap 764. Venus mound 765. Venus's cell 766. Venus's honeypot 767. Vertical smile 768. Vicious circle 769. Virgin knot 770. Virginale 771. Virgin's head 772. Vulva 773. Ware 774. Waste pipe 775. Water box 776. Wayside fountain 777. Wazoo 778. Whaddya call it 779. Wham 780. What 781. Whatsis 782. Wheat-shaped cave 783. Whelk 784. Where Uncle Diddle goes 785. Whim wham 786. White tiger's cavern 787. Whoosis 788. Womanhood 789. Wool 790. Workshop 791. Wound 792. X 793. Y 794. Yard measure 795. Yeast-powder biscuit 796. Yoni 797. You know what 798. Yum-yum
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